fyeahjonathanlewis:

donrickles:

The best joke there ever was.

I will fight anyone over the fact that this may be the beat comedy ever made.
"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

tastefullyoffensive:

Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies [doghousediaries]

Previously: Part Two, Part One

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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barbako:

comradekyo:

cielleduciel:

Got tagged by strangelythirsty

Game: Find out which characters have the same personality as you. Take the test here, and the character list is here.

Type: INFP

Tagged by Cielleduciel

Game: Find out which characters have the same personality as you. Take the test here, and the character list is here.

Type: INFP

Wadda ya know, I’m INFP too

  • Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney
  • Osaka from Azumanga Daioh
  • Terry Mcginnis from Batman Beyond
  • Tigatron from Beast Wars
  • Leeloo from The Fifth Element
  • Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI
  • Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter
  • Frodo and Aragorn from Lord of the Rings
  • Hal Emmerich from Metal Gear
  • Luke Skywalker from Star Wars

I’ll tag http://barbako.tumblr.com/ and http://barfrainbows.tumblr.com/

I’m INFP too THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Game: Find out which characters have the same personality as you. Take the test here, and the character list is here.

Type: ISTP

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

bragiart:

vastderp-placeholder:

rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN

OMG I LOVE IT

I AM DYING

ekisaleks:

addictly:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

SPONGEBOB FUCK

Dude

impala-enterprise:

zuzuhiddles:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Nobody say a word

sAY SOMETHING

zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon

zaynmalif:

what an icon

(Source: moonmolt)

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: loadedsword)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7)